Public Service Announcement: your local mall might have a 3D body scanner that will tell you what pants and jeans will fit your shape. A Me-Ality kiosk recently came on-line at Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, IL, and I tried it out this week. If you can stand still for less than 20 seconds, fully clothed with your shoes on, and you can handle low-power radio waves reflecting off your skin, you can do this. They ask you to fill out a form with your email address, and it is worth giving a real email address, because of the information you will be getting. After the scan, you get a bar code that refers to your measurement data now stored in their system. Mercifully, they never show or print a picture of your 3D point-cloud derriere. They do print a list of all the pants in the mall in their database that should fit you. For me, that was 6 types of dress pants and 20 types of jeans. (I was expecting "ERROR DATA NOT FOUND" as my only result, so this is a lot of mat...